A light to the blind and probably hopeless…Part 1

Dear Sony fanboy,

To start off this letter, and to prevent premptive flame wars, let me assure you that Microsoft and Nintendo fanboys are going to get their own within the next week, but until then, suck it up.

I have come to despise every single one of you. Why is it that you would blindly follow a product without even a release date right off a cliff? Would you do it if Ken Kuturagi told you, in doing so, you would somehow produce yet another teraflop? After some of your idiotic statements on respect deserving -atleast until you ruined them- websites such as digg and slashdot, I wouldn’t be surprised. Usually somewhere along the lines of “teh PS3 is WAY BeTTER thEn the F@gbOX!!!111!!”, nothing you say makes any intelligent or grammatical sense and after a long drawn out process, I’ve finally decided that you are the only people in this world that bullshit more then your cocky, arrogant, and incredibly annoying leader, Ken Kuturagi. At one time, this man was a very respectful person -he MIGHT have created the Playstation, after all- but now he’s just a bumbling moron. Yet, after his barrage of lies and feature cutting, which are too numerous to list, you still follow everything he says like John 3:16? Get a life, or atleast jack back into those Playstation 2 games which feature Toy Story 2 graphics and the emotion enginge. Oh wait, nevermind, I guess I did list a few. Maybe if you broke up the circle jerks around words such as Cell and Teraflop, you would recognize the trap that you are falling into.

Common perception is that the guys over at Sony are the marketing clones of Stephen Hawking, but in reality you are just incredibly gullible. “Woohoo! 1080p is going to be amazing!” I’m not going to deny that it isn’t, but how many of you actually have an HDTV that displays that resolution? Isn’t the game going to suck the same in 720p resolution, or even standard resolution, if the game sucks? Here’s one of the most humorous ones: “Omg omg 120 frames per second!” (*aside* can’t you just hear the increased rate of wrist movement? /aside) Well, as far as I know games are pretty damn smooth at 30fps and at 60fps they seem perfect to my eyes…maybe my eyes are just bad. And, for my last and favorite example, “The PS3 is going to crush the Revolution!” Seriously, what about this statement makes any sense? What is your logic in arguing that an unreleased console is better then another unreleased console? I hate to break it to you guys, but the Revolution is the only console that hasn’t gotten any bad press. Nintendo is the company pulling all the right strings right now and if any of you uneducated airheads knew anything about the Marketing Concept, you would agree or at the least, form a somewhat educated response.

In conclusion, I could’ve probably just said “shut the fuck up and stop ruining my internet” and you might have been able to understand me better, but unlike you, I give reasoning to my opinions.

Yours truly,

Fito